Green\'s Theorem
prov. [TMRC] For any story, in any group of people there will be at least one person who has not heard the story. A refinement of the theorem states that there will be _exactly_ one person (if there were more than one, it wouldn't be as bad to re-tell the story). [The name of this theorem is a play on a fundamental theorem in calculus. --ESR]| a children's mummer's parade, as on the Fourth of July, with prizes for the best costumes. |
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