I read Page Six mystified every day, and everybody I talk to agrees with me.
Boucher-Hayes is as mystified as everyone else as to why Townley has perpetrated this latest hoax, but he has some theories.
"I am absolutely convinced this was an accident so I'm mystified," he told ITV news this weekend.
We're glad to think that our house is worth more, of course, but we're also mystified.
Vineberg stood before the bench in a black winter coat with lettering on the back that mystified the unhip.
Molly the Merry, the mystified expression still on her face, drew near.
Thorpe gave her the mystified yet uncomplaining glance she knew so well in his eyes.
mystified but hopeful, Tom, Bud, and Phyl did their best to entertain the guests.
And the result had been so amazing that Sir Archibald had not only been mystified 313 but enraged.
With a mystified expression upon her face, she tore open the envelop.