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goose definition

1. n.
   a silly oaf; an oaf. : Oh, I'm such a silly goose!
2. tv.
   to (attempt to) poke something, such as a finger, in someone's anus. : Freddy tried to goose me!
3. n.
   an attempt to goosesomeone. (As in sense 2.) : He tried to give me a goose.
4. tv.
   to rev up an engine; to press down hard on the accelerator of a car. : Why don't you goose the thing and see how fast it'll go?
5. n.
   an act of suddenly pressing down the accelerator of a car. : Give it a good goose and see what happens.