Jeeves

One of the rummy things about Jeeves is that, unless you watch like a hawk, you very seldom see him come into a room.

So I sent Jeeves out to find a decent apartment, and settled down for a bit of exile.

But it isn't only that Jeeves's judgment about clothes is infallible, though, of course, that's really the main thing.

I didn't so much mind when he made me give up one of my new suits, because, Jeeves's judgment about suits is sound.

Now tell me, old sport, as man to man, how does one get in touch with that very decent chappie Jeeves?