ethicist

If his Ethicist gig ever winds up feeling too constricting, he can always launch a column called The Sophist.

The "ethicist's fallacy" is the source of all absolutism in theory, and all intolerance in practice.

And it applies also to what one may, with a great deal of benefit, dub the "ethicist's fallacy."

With the purest intention he is much less of an ethicist than Kant.