LEGO

“No,” the clearly annoyed 77-year-old star of The Shawshank Redemption and The Lego Movie told The Daily Beast.

LEGO has succeeded in convincing itself and its public that its brand is endearingly and refreshingly neutral.

Her request was simple: “I want you to make more LEGO girl people and let them go on adventures and have fun, OK!?!”

One easy answer lies in the patrilineal history of LEGO itself.

With this new development, LEGO tacitly undermined its own claims to neutrality.

It was divided into centuries, each led by a centurion; and the whole body together was called a legion, from lego, to choose.

Lego eisdem libros meos episcopales, majorem et minorem, quos ego compilavi.

He would rather not appear insolent, if he could avoid it (ouch os authadizomenos touto lego).

Cuthullin gained a complete victory over him at the lake Lego, but was mortally wounded in the pursuit by a random arrow.

Each one snapped into the previous one with a Lego-like click.