Here are some of the juiciest bits of the 652-page doorstop.
Occasionally a pamphlet for a salsa class might be tossed on a doorstop or stuck on a pole near a bus stop.
Beck proudly announces that he now uses a bust of TR as a doorstop in a symbolic show of his displeasure.
Such was the case with Adam Levin's 1,030-page doorstop The Instructions, about a 10-year-old genius with a messiah complex.
Then he put it on the rim of the chest in such a position that if the lid were to fall it would be stopped by the doorstop.
Anne hugged Patricia, and departed for her own room, stumbling over the doorstop as she went out.