The SarcMark solves that problem, and you can download it as a font for the reasonable price of $1.99 (£1.20).
Avant Garde became the font du jour and Helvetica continued its ride to the top.
The Christian incarnation, he says, has been described as “the font of Western realism.”
"basin," Old English font, from Latin fons (genitive fontis) "fountain" (see fountain), especially in Medieval Latin fons baptismalis "baptismal font."
"typeface, set of letters of a particular type," 1680s, earlier "a casting" (1570s), from Middle French fonte "a casting," noun use of fem. past participle of fondre "to melt" (see found (v.2)). So called because all the letters in a given set were cast at the same time.