Perry and his lawyer paramour, Gail, have decamped to Antigua to slow their lives down and play tennis.
As my friend Gail Zappa pointed out: what we really need now is a party that likes women.
But, as Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand tells Gail Sheehy, he still has his concerns.
You might call this the Gail Collins response to the Other Side.
David Zurawik of the Baltimore Sun and Gail Shister of TV Newser sure have.
We all of us take care of ourselves, but Gail is the play mother.
I asked as Gail piloted me to a couple of seats where we could be alone.
Gail won't feel so bad about losing Bossy if we can get another just as good.
I needed that training as I finally learned Gail's last name.
"You might guess all night and never get it right," laughed Gail.