hobbits

Hairy-footed creatures who inhabit the Middle-earth created in J. R. R. Tolkien's fiction . Gentle, peace-loving, and only two to four feet tall, hobbits figure prominently in the struggle between the forces of good and evil in The Lord of the Rings .

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Bilbo (like most Hobbits) is supposed to be rotund, and Bilbo is said to be more than 50 years old.

But because Hobbits (especially Bilbo) are never impolite, he invites him to tea the next day, which he soon regrets.

What will it take to get a majority of hobbits, trolls, and other Beltway creatures to defuse this crisis?

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