But Crystal sees through the ruse, and gives Julian a thorough dressing-down, insulting the size of his manhood.
The latter was scouted walking the streets of London and hand-picked by stylist Julian Ganio for a GQ Style shoot.
Prior to being commissioned to make this project, what was your take on WikiLeaks and Julian Assange?
Earlier this week, Smith told BBC Radio that he would "never abandon Julian."
In 2011, the wires were clogged with stories of a potential Peace Prize gong for Julian Assange.
It seemed to Julian that it was not by the will of the Emperor, but by the will of the gods, that he had reached this eminence.
May the holy Julian stand by us and the thrice-sainted Christopher!
So Julian storming within went out into the hills himself, to search.
He was not thinking so much of Jake, nor even of Julian Marbolt.
The Etrurian language perished between the age of Augustus and that of Julian.