Slang Dictionary
MIPS
/mips/ n. [abbreviation]
1. A measure of computing speed; formally, `Million Instructions Per Second' (that's 10^6 per second, not 2^(20)!); often rendered by hackers as `Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed' or in other unflattering ways, such as `Meaningless Information Provided by Salesmen'. This joke expresses an attitude nearly universal among hackers about the value of most
benchmark claims, said attitude being one of the great cultural divides between hackers and
marketroids (see also
BogoMIPS). The singular is sometimes `1 MIP' even though this is clearly etymologically wrong. See also
KIPS and
GIPS.
2. Computers, especially large computers, considered abstractly as sources of
computrons. "This is just a workstation; the heavy MIPS are hidden in the basement."
3. The corporate name of a particular RISC-chip company; among other things, they designed the processor chips used in
DEC's 3100 workstation series.
4. Acronym for `Meaningless Information per Second' (a joke, prob. from sense 1).