How much—and to whom—are these self-professed public servants giving?
Watch the self-professed “Captain Happy Pants” do his best sound effects.
Having former L.A. Laker (and self-professed 38-year-old virgin) A.C. Green in to speak will set you back $5,000 to $10,000.
Benjamin Sarlin talks to the self-professed "pioneer" of the current progressive rage.
Still, Lauer, a self-professed “lifelong bacon enthusiast,” started off decently enough.