Theron

Paltrow and Theron, two of the most stunningly beautiful actresses in Hollywood, seem to enjoy doing things in pairs.

As the Paltrow and Theron blunders prove, being “out of touch” clearly has its downsides.

So naturally, just two days after Paltrow suffered a major foot-in-mouth moment, Theron followed suit.

What if Charlize Theron was brought in to do a remake of the Sally Field schizophrenic classic Sybil?

Charlize Theron: winner for Best Actress: Monster; nominated for Best Actress: North Country.

Sadly he turned and followed Theron to the cell where Perpetua lay.

Still smiling, he took the sword from Theron, who watched him contemptuously.

Theron turned and looked at her thoughtful face with some wonder.

Perpetua gave a cry and would have fallen but that Theron caught her in his arms.

Theron looked at his interrogator with a frown of disdain for his foppery.