After a redesign last year, the toy now heats up like a traditional oven and looks more like a microwave.
So the next day I went out and I bought a microwave oven and I made an artichoke in the microwave.
microwave "pain rays" and acoustic crowd dispersal weapons already exist.
microwave mi·cro·wave (mī'krə-wāv', -krō-)
A high-frequency electromagnetic wave, one millimeter to one meter in wavelength, intermediate between infrared and shortwave radio wavelengths. v. mi·cro·waved, mi·cro·wav·ing, mi·cro·waves
To cook or heat using microwaves.
An electromagnetic wave with a frequency in the range of 100 megahertz to 30 gigahertz (lower than infrared but higher than other radio waves). Microwaves are used in radar, radio transmission, cooking, and other applications. Microwaves are generated naturally by many astronomical phenomena and are found in cosmic background radiation. See more at electromagnetic spectrum.